But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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