I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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