Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
