this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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