What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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