Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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