found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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