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(662): View more from Mississippi

I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.

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(708): View more from Illinois

There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.

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(540): View more from Virginia

He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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(541): View more from Oregon

I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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(971): View more from Oregon

i believe in u and ur pee

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