I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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