He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The beer is more important than you right now.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.