Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED