Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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