very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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