I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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