this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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