Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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