i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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