I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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