You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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