I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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