There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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