You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i drank out of a bidet.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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