i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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