Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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