Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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