I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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