Don't you send me to vm
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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