why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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