Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
