I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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