Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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