All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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