Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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