is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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