why didn't you poke me back
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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