It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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