He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
