i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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