i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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