Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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