Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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