i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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