We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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