ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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