We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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