I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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