question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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