Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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