Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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