hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish you could order shots online.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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