In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I would fuck him just for his dog
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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