I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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