How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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