Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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You made out with two different species that night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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