2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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