My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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