I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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