My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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