every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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