All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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